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: : : ENTOURAGE was a nice, disposable fluffy episode after SOPRANOS. Funny, and the addition of Carla Gugina to the cast is awesome, I love her. But seriously, put Rex Lee in the opening credits. : : I loathe Entourage. Sure, it's shallow, the characters are paper-thin, Turtle and Drama are unbearably bad actors, and I believe it to be more or less just Sex and the City for boys ("I watch it cause I totally want to BE it"), but I think it's greatest crime is that it is just unfunny. : : Two things really sum up ENTOURAGE for me. One is that in the post-Sopranos promo last night it was noted that Entourage was given 4 stars by US Weekly (and man, they are hard to please. They totally only gave the Scarlet Johannson-Cameron Diaz war 2.5 stars), and this blog post I have copied and pasted from our own Brian Lynch's MySpace page: : : Tuesday, June 13, 2006 : : ENTOURAGE MAD-LIBS : : : : Who doesn't love ENTOURAGE? I sure do. And I truly believe that the only thing better than watching ENTOURAGE is writing it. If you agree, boy, is this your lucky day. I proudly present to you a way for us to co-write a scene from ENTOURAGE, via my newly created ENTOURAGE MAD-LIBS. : : Enjoy and Mad Lib it up, bitch! : : VINCENT, ERIC, TURTLE and JOHNNY DRAMA walk into (trendy hollywood eatery). : : A bunch of HOT GIRLS pass by. Turtle stops and talks while the others take a seat. : : TURTLE: Ladies, ladies, ladies. : : HOT GIRL 1: Turtle, we're not talking to you, you promised you'd get us into the (current hot actor) premiere if one of us made out with you and you totally didnt. : : TURTLE: Did I say that? What can I say, that premiere was harder to get into than (trendy hollywood club) on a Thursday. : : Turtle takes a seat at entourage's table. : : TURTLE: Think I'm wasting premiere tickets on THEM? Maybe if one them (sex act) me. : : VINCENT: Turtle, dont talk about that kinda thing in front of E. God knows he ain't gettin any. : : ERIC: Hey, fuck you. : : JOHNNY DRAMA: Dont feel bad, E. I know what its like to be in love. : : VINCENT: Youve been in love, Johnny? When was this? : : TURTLE: And was it your right hand or your left? : : Much high-fiving. : : JOHNNY DRAMA: Shut up, Turtle. Yeah, bro, I HAVE been in love. That exotic foreign chick that I met while shooting my scene in (crappy 80's movie). : : E: You were in that? : : JOHNNY DRAMA: I was cut out. Hoping for a director's cut. : : TURTLE: Exotic? That bitch was from (shitty third world country) and had a peg leg. : : JOHNNY DRAMA: Shut up, Turtle. Its still a foreign country. Though she did give me (hilarious STD). : : (somewhat famous up and coming hollywood starlet)walks by. : : STARLET: Hi, Vince. : : VINCE: Hey baby. : : Erics phone rings. : : ERIC: (into phone) Hello? : : EXT. ARIS CAR - DAY. : : Ari is driving in his car, talking on his cell phone. For the remainder of this conversation, we will cut between Eric and Ari. : : ARI: (into cell) (famous diminutive actor) , Vincent has his cell phone off, put him on. : : ERIC: Anything you say to Vince, you can say to me, (more offensive word for retard). : : ARI: Fucking fine, pizza boy. I need to know if Vinnie's read the new (mainstream screenwriter) script I messengered over. : : ERIC: No, but I did. It's a piece of shit. Besides, we read something we want to do. : : Ari puts his phone to his chest and mouths fuck fuck fuck over and over, and then resumes talking into it... : : ARI: Fantastic. What is it? : : ERIC: Its the new (last name of edgy yet mainstream enough for middle america screenwriter). Its (classic movie) meets (shitty violent movie). : : ARI: No can do, E. The studio is already interested in (big-time a-list actor). : : ERIC: So its your job to make them interested in Vince. : : ARI: Its a bad move, E. : : ERIC: Yeah, well, Vince wants to do it. : : ARI: Listen, you little (rodent), listen good. I know what Im doing. : : Before I met (a-list successful hollywood director) he was the first assistant camera director on (crappy sitcom) and now look where he is---- : : ERIC: Yeah, and you don't rep him anymore. Want to keep repping Vince? Make this happen. : : Eric hangs up the phone. : : JOHNNY DRAMA: Shut up, Turtle. : : SCENE!

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