You know what is a horror movie that everyone should love, that is legitimately creepy but then also totally insane that it exists? Is Chuck Norris' SILENT RAGE. It is like this weird mash-up of a Chuck Norris is a karate sheriff movie with a 1980s unstoppable-killer movie.
I caught that on cable one day. The description said something like "Texas sheriff uses kung fu to fight unstoppable murder accidentally brought back to life by scientist. With Chuck Norris and Ron Silver". I don't remember exactly how many of those words it took to get me to change the channel right over to it. I would've been sold solely on "feature Steven "Flounder" Furst as an inept deputy frightened of sex", but they just let that part be a surprise.