EXPENDABLES (aka THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME) thread

[Amusing Pseudonym]

' Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone have confirmed long-rumored plans to join forces for the action movie The Tomb, a film that will at last see the playful rivals teaming up without any Planet Hollywood spiels or assorted Lundgrens getting in the way.  According to the press release, the thriller from Swedish filmmaker Mikael Håfström (The Rite) finds Stallone playing “the world’s foremost authority on structural security” (which could explain why he apparently spends all his off-hours bodybuilding) who is wrongfully jailed and forced to escape from a prison of his own making with the help of Schwarzenegger, an inmate with “multiple shades of grey” — meaning he also “fights to keep the prisoners from losing their humanity in their darkest hour.”  '

http://www.avclub.com/articles/arnold-schwarzenegger-and-sylvester-stallone-are-m,69058/

[nate.3.0]

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/02/arnold-and-stallone-had-surgery-together/

[Luke Erik]

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/02/arnold-and-stallone-had-surgery-together/

...and apparently in related news Miley Cyrus loves cock shaped cake.

[Amusing Pseudonym]

Arnold:   You've gaht to try my shoolder guy.  He's aweawaaaughgawugh!   <hands Sly a business card>

Sly:  Yo, muhbe uh wuhl.  <looks off into the distance, lost in thought>  Muhbe.. uh.. wuhl....

[JCEFalconi]

lol

[Dan]

Can you do Mike Tyson?

[Amusing Pseudonym]

Can you do Mike Tyson?

CAIN !

[ExpendablesFan]

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/check-out-all-12-expendables-2-character-posters-including-stallone-schwarzenegger-and-willis

[BrianLynch]

http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/05/03/expendables-2-trailer-2#

It won't load for me.  Dammit.  Too much awesomeness for my computer?

EDIT: Alright, watched it.  This is gonna be even more better great than part 1.  Want to watch it now.

[BrianLynch]

While reading through this thread, I found this:

I loved EXPENDABLES, but I really gotta say...

MACHETE > EXPENDABLES

That's hilarious.

[Hawkboy]

Was the part of Sylvester Stallone played by Eric Roberts in the introduction? They look eerily similar.

[BrianLynch]

This is no time for snark.  Not on EXPENDABLES 2 trailer day (formerly AVENGERS EVE).

[DerickA]

That had everything. Arnold opening the door made me lose it and Statham had a great 80's action line.

The Hemsworthing being Thor would actually be perfect, but I ain't complaining.

[nate.3.0]

DKR is now number 5.

[Dan]

While reading through this thread, I found this:

That's hilarious.

I was high on Machete at the time, but I did think the first one didn't deliver the way it could have.

But I don't want to fight with you on EXPENDABLES 2 trailer day. I haven't seen the trailer yet, but I'll go ahead and name it my most anticipated movie of the summer for sure.