This is like a failed, incomplete haiku.

Are you just listing the number of times you've seen that movie so far today?

Immortality will be useful when he falls off that bridge in 100 years. And given that Picard and Malcolm MacDowell are already British and white, Abrams won't even need to make any of his necessary corrections. 

They should put it on FX. That's where Shawn Ryan is a viking.

I'm a little sad about BEVERLY HILLS COP. It and SHIELD were the only shows I cared about.

Yeah, that's taking it too far, but Alice Eve in her underwear was a total Bay moment.

Hard to say. Depends on who would be involved. But I expect the sun supernovaing to be better than the most recent DIE HARD.

The OFFICE Facebook page posted a thing yesterday that said that Michael and Holly are presently expecting their fourth child. Which I'm not sure is even possible in the timeframe since he left the show, but it does explain why Dwight's actual wedding was the only thing he'd be able to make time for. His priorities aren't the same. I do wonder why they chose to grey up his hair, though. That made me feel like they were flashing ahead ten years.

Andy's "I wish you could know you were in the good old days while you were still in them" is what got me. It almost redeemed that awful character.

What was the one that you saw 5 times?

Are you stopping at 4 with HA? I want you to go for whatever the world record is for seeing it. You're probably already there now.

I just hope Hader is soon a huge Jim Carreyesque movie star. I think he might be second to Hartman as the most brilliant and versatile person the show ever had. Possibly tied. That's a huge loss for them.

If stupid TOUCH had gotten canceled last year like it clearly should have been, 24: THE MOTION PICTURE would probably be on my ranking list right now. I'm mildly haunted by this. I hope TOUCH's fan is happy.

12 hours. Which would be a good thing for the show if they hadn't lost the ability to produce even 12 decent episodes in the later years.

INTERNSHIP through END are all roughly tied.

OK, so, miniseries. I wanted a movie, but it will be nice to see ol' Jack Bauer again. Too bad they're hiring back all the same shitheel writers and producers as before, though. You hire Shawn Ryan, I feel a lot better.