Don't know what to make of this one. Future Pat looks kinda neat, but decomposing Pat is just gross. Albino Pat isn't funny at all, but Picasso Pat is cool. Baby Pat, while cute because all babies are cute, isn't all that good, but Mutant Pat's SNIKT! dick is swell. Steroid Ridden Pat blows, but Patricia is damn sexy. It's a dead heat in quality.

Wait! Cameo from someone from BEETLE BAILEY! This one's the best yet!