Do you want to ask questions, send praise or
insult a fictional character? Sure, we all do,
and here's your chance! E-Mail us and tell us
what you think. Even if it's not very intelligent.

Hell, ESPECIALLY if it's not very intelligent.
Stupid people are so easy to make fun of
and we're lazy.

Yes yes yes, we've reached the twelfth MALE SAC! Man, who would have thought that when we started this simple sac twelve years ago, it would have been embraced by America, NAY THE WORLD (except for the really bad countries that you guys hate, they ALSO HATE THE MALE SAC and they suck, right? RIGHT!)?

Anyway, to celebrate ten years o' the MALE SAC, we're gonna present to you reactions from all around the...internet to ANGRY NAKED PAT Episodes I and II.

Of course, positive reactions are f'ing boring, so let's take a gander at the NEGATIVE REACTION to it, shall we? Yes, yes we shall! So I present to you...

THE WORST REACTIONS TO ANGRY NAKED PAT: A PRINZE AMONG MEN PART ONE AND PART TWO!

Let's start small, don't want to whoop you upside the head with the REALLY bile filled letters...here's a guy who really WANTS us to do well, he does, but he doesn't think we have it in him.

This one is courtesy the CAMP CHAOS discussion board, discussing Episode One.

I must say ANP was better that I first thought. Still lacks that good ol' Camp Chaos feeling though. I bet it'll come...

phear

It was better than he thought. I guess from the teaser he REALLY thought it would suck. But at least this guy's hopeful it'll get the Camp Chaos feel eventually. And for the record, once Episode Two came out, Phear posted this...

Angry Naked Pat 2 kicks ass! What can I say? This toon is suberb!

See? We won him over. Thanks, Phear. Thank you. But some people WEREN'T won over so easy. Take this guy for instance, again, from the Camp Chaos board.

Part 2 is good. Not Hilarious ... Good..

So we're just good. That's okay, though, right? RIGHT? I mean, when I worked at COMICS PLUS, if a comic were graded as in GOOD condition, you could still read it without the damn thing falling apart in your hands, so that's something. And when you watch LETHAL WEAPON, you say Mel Gibson is the GOOD guy, and he's everyone's favorite in that film, right? So we're doing okay.

OR ARE WE? Because this guy posted his GOOD review under a thread started with THIS post over at Camp Chaos:

Angry Nekkid Pat.
Not funny. Sorry.

Okay, so he didn't like it, but why? It wasn't funny, thank you Sir TalksALot, but WHY wasn't it funny? Bob Cesca asked the guy to explain his review. And he did.

OK, so I'm not REALLY sorry. But I just didnt find it very amusing. Is the sight of Pats large dork hanging constantly in view supposed to sustain laughter for the entire (and too long)cartoon?

C'mon guys, I cant believe you've spend an obviously hefty amount of time in creating that when we could see new installments of NippleMan, or Nutty or SOMETHING! I've seen every Camp Chaos production and usually laughed my ass off.

I watched both lengthy installments of ANP and just thought ??? I dont get it.

Well, actually, I GOT it but didnt find it very amusing. Why is he Naked? Why does no one seems to care or hardly notice? Why is that considered funny? Why would anyone seek answers to the previous questions?

I AM sorry if I offended you guys. I'm sure creating these Flash animations are very time-consuming and you puts lots of work into it, I just found it so UN-amusing that I posted it here. I guess I didnt mean to be so curt about it.

Here's looking forward to more great Camp Chaos stuff in the future. :o)

This guy gave me a "get out of thinking my cartoon is bad" free card, because ANYONE who either (A) thinks we think the sight of Pat's dick hanging out is funny in itself and (B) thinks Pat's dick hanging out is funny in itself, doesn't really get the nature of the cartoon.

We rarely draw attention to it. Mugsy referenced it once, I think he was the only one the entire cartoon.

But this guy DOES laugh at Nippleman and Nutty McShithead, and wants Bob to put his time into drawing Nippleman and Nuggy McShithead instead of new episodes of Pat. Now, I'm a fan of Nippleman and Nutty McShithead, and it never occured to me that if Bob would just stop wasting his time with Pat he could get on with more episodes of Nippleman and Nutty McShithead.

The above paragraph has absolutely no point other than I wanted to see how many times I could plug Bob Cesca's creations within the course of a few sentences. For the record, it was 4. Four references of Nippleman and Nutty McShithead. Shit, now it's five. Five references to Nippleman and Nutty McShithead. Maaaaaaaaaaan, now it's six. Six references to...nah, this joke is dumb. I better redeem this lengthy diatribe with some good old fashioned humor.

Did you guys know PAT'S NAKED? Did you? Heh.

As for the length of the Pat cartoon, well, we're trying to create this big old SIMPSONS-SOUTH PARK type world with lots of characters, and we want those characters to have, you know, personality. Be fleshed out (FLESH, NAKED, PAT'S NAKED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!). Bob and I both agree we should take our time with the episodes and fuck the length.

But rest assured, whomever wrote this, I know that you mean it all in good spirits, and are really a nice, happy guy, because of your smiley-face icon at the end of the letter. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND you inserted a cute lil' clown nose, which means you are not only happy, you're funny. If only you indicated your dick was hanging out, then you'd be REALLY REALLY SUPER MEGA FUNNY.

Okay, so they don't like Pat, and their opinions are valid. They watched it, didn't take to it, they told us so and now they'll move on. Which is what this next guy should do. This was taken from the View Askew Board, and please, for the love of all that is holy, read my response so you can be EVEN HAPPIER you're not me.

What the hell is up with that ANP comic? It is so fucking not funny that I almost shit my pants. Brian Lynch only takes the shitty jokes from late night stalk show and he then makes them less good.-- IF that is even possible.

oooh Fredddie Prinze Jr. jokes -- you are soooo cutting edge Brian -- no one has ever thought of that. Maybe you can tell us how Michael Jackson lies to have sex with young boys now. That would be good. Nobody has done that one yet -either.

haha Lets have pop culture references - you know completely like every other thing on the TV or in the movies.

Good job dude.

First of all, it's adorable he called an animated cartoon a comic. I'll give him that. And I'd talk about what he said in more detail, except this guy didn't mean a word of it.

Rest assured, that's not ego talking (THIS is ego talking: "Hey, you think Pat's penis is big? CHECK THIS OUT, LADIES. ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP"). I know he doesn't mean this because this man-child has made a full time career (and by career I mean he doesn't get paid for it, but hey, his parents don't charge rent) to go out of his way to show how much he loves/hates me.

Here's what I know about this guy. And it's all true.

1. He will post either here on the Pubic Forum, or at View Askew or other boards claiming to hate me or my movies ("BIG HELIUM DOG like sucks, probably") or Pat ("ANGRY NAKED PAT sucks and you suck").

2. Five minutes later, he will post under a different name, claiming to be my biggest fan ("Brian Lynch is like the best person ever and though I have not met him I would assume he has some form of golden glow around him, yes").

3. He's not very bright. This is obvious to everyone but him as THE WAY he writes his posts is always the same, AND the names he chooses are pathetic pop culture references (even MORE pathetic than most internet names, and that's a difficult thing to do). He's gone by Mr. White, Dante something or other, Juan Diaz, Elwood Blues.

4. He's started static on other boards by telling the creators of said sites that I've emailed him and bad mouthed them. Yes, so of course if I don't like something

I'm going to share it with some internet dork I've never met. He even went so far as to POST the email supposedly written by me. It went something like this:

Dear Best Internet Friend Whom I Love:

Man that other site sucks balls. I rule and you rule but they certainly don't. You should take it over and then it would be funny, because in case I haven't said it lately, you rule. Again, I'd like to say that I, Brian Lynch, thinks that other site sucks. Big.

Love

Brian

Whom thinks you rule.

5. While he maintains that he hates Pat, he tried, under an assumed name, to do his own Pat comic. He even sent me the script. It was something like "Pat goes Mexican or something", and I think Mugsy was wearing a sombrero and Squeaky the Farting Bird ate too many burritos.

6. Once, he was soooooooooooooooo hard up to be noticed that he posted a record of his site's statistics (who it's maintained by, the number of hits, I think it was like six). To read the post would take days, it was honestly just all technical jargon, but he wanted to say something. He didn't have anything TO say, but he wanted to say SOMETHING.

The best thing about that story was that since he used the clever name of DANTE, he didn't think anyone would know it was him. Even though he posted his site's statistics. Saying he's the owner.

I wish I didn't delete most of his emails as soon as I get them, as I get alot, because his words of for lack of better word, wisdom, could fill sixteen MALE SACs and are funnier than anything I could cook up.

7. He constantly wants to hang out with me. And you can kinda assume that's never happening. But at my funeral, look for the guy in the Anakin outfit, alternately laughing and crying. That'll be him.

And it's sad, because any negative review I get I instantly assume is from him so I blow it off. What's sadder is that any REALLY GOOD review I get I assume it's him too. So if you want me to know what you think, give me a middle of the road, mediocre shout out.

And that's it. Those are the best of the worst. Putting up the good ones would have been too self serving and not funny, I think you'd agree. I wanted to include the article about the Pat comic CARTOON I MEAN CARTOON, but it's out later this week. We'll put it up as soon as we get it.

So take care, and we'll do this again once Episodes Three and Four are out. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I didn't.