Do you want to ask questions, send praise or
insult a fictional character? Sure, we all do,
and here's your chance! E-Mail us and tell us
what you think. Even if it's not very intelligent.

Hell, ESPECIALLY if it's not very intelligent.
Stupid people are so easy to make fun of
and we're lazy.

I don't really have to recap what's going on, you all know. And if you don't, and my GOD you'd better, go turn on the TV. Or the radio. Or just listen to the guy next to you, he's probably talking about it.

Our hearts (yeah, we have them here at angrynakedpat.com, shut up) go out to everyone involved in the tragedy. Our prayers are with not only them but everyone trying to deal with all of this. God knows I'm having a difficult enough time myself.

To cheer everyone up, we've compiled this list of things to make you feel just the tiniest bit better. We hope it makes you smile, or even distracts you for a couple of minutes. Drawing the Pat stuff for it helped me a great deal, I sketched them (very quickly, you'll see) as I watched CNN all night.

Okay, here goes.

1. PAT AND FRIENDS GET READY FOR THE UPCOMING CAMP CHAOS CARTOON!

They're not free-floating in a background-less comic strip no more! Watch as Pat and friends get ready for the big time, and see them get ready for the big premiere, this Friday the 14th. Witness as they go through the motions of putting on the big show!

See? Feeling better already, aren't you? No? Well then, try this!

2. The first page of the upcoming MONKEY MAN ON THE MOON limited series from angrynakedpat.com!

Yes, witness Pat and Monkey Man as they've never been seen before! We know it's a shock to see them drawn well, but you'll get over it! Written by Brian Lynch (thaz me) with art and lettering by DJ Coffman (thaz...DJ Coffman), the series is a way's off, but we wanted to share the fun with you, the home viewer!

It's still being worked on, in fact, there's a typo (Pat should be saying "tricked BY Monkey Man" not "tricked MY Monkey Man"), but don't complain because, hey, it's a sneak peak and it's free and who are you people to judge?

Pretty sweet, huh? Well then, this'll make you happier than a semi-happy person with personal problems!

3. DJ COFFMAN'S "GRAVITY" CARTOON STRIP!

Go and take a look at this talented mofo's day job, the long-running comic strip GRAVITY! Good stuff, so CLICK HERE and laugh!

4. FAT FACE WHITEY!

Andy's gonna make you laugh if it kills him. AND IT JUST MIGHT. He described it as ICE CREAM FANTASTIC on crack, I describe it as ICE CREAM FANTASTIC but with sounds, and...uh...you click on things, and...fuck you, just CLICK HERE and enjoy.

5. CAMP CHAOS PRESENTS: THE MAKING OF ATTACK OF THE CLONES!

Bob Cesca, the other genius Brian has tricked into being partnered with, has written and drawn and directed and voiced this one man "salute" to STAR WARS EPISODE II. Any fan of STAR WARS or ED WOOD will eat this up like there's no tomorrow. Everything at Camp Chaos rules, but this one, in my opinion, is the crown jewel.

Until September 14th.

What? I'm a whore.

Anyway, CLICK HERE for ATTACK OF THE CLONES!

6. X-ENTERTAINMENT INTERVIEWS BRUCE CAMPBELL!

X-Entertainment, as anyone who has been there will attest, is one of the funniest sites out there. Bruce Campbell is one of the coolest people alive. They recently came together for a swell interview! And while you're there, go root around their archives, X-Entertainment is the best.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TITANS MEET!

7. HARRY KNOWLES REVIEWS BLAIR WITCH 2

Are we all in agreement that BLAIR WITCH 2 was one of the worst movies ever made? Do we agree that you'd have to be a complete and total retarded and/or sell-out to enjoy it? If not, here's proof. Funnier than anything else you'll read on this site, but also kinda sad because Harry ain't tryin' to BE funny. Sad for him, sad for us. CLICK HERE and see Harry at his finest.

8. A CLASSIC PICTURE OF GERI HALLIWELL!

An old "Spice Girls" era picture. What? She's friggin' perfect. It cheered ME up.

9. DAVE COULIER'S OWN WEBSITE!

Yep, you heard it right, the star of FULL HOUSE and AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE (Jackalope, anyone?) and the sometime Peter Venkman has his own site. You can ask questions of Dave, he'll tell you about all the superstars he hangs with, and he has his own on-line "talk show"! Best part is, it's called cutitout.net! True fans won't question why!

CLICK HERE and help John Stamos' comedic foil enter the computer age!

And finally, and perhaps the best one of all (yes, we even topped the Dave Coulier site), do you remember The Critic TV show on FOX? Cancelled too soon, right? Well, he's back---

10. THE CRITIC ON-LINE CARTOON SHORTS!

A whole shitload of on-line cartoon shorts featuring The Critic! And yes, Lovitz does the voice again! I can't BELIEVE no one's talking about this. Anyway, CLICK HERE and thank me later. I think it actually works better as a short than it does as a sitcom!

And that's it. These ten little items are our attempt to try and make you feel a little bit better. Hope it worked. Take care everyone, say a prayer. Not just because of what happened, but because Dave Coulier has his own website.

Peace, Brian Lynch outty.