An innocent lab monkey drank a container of bleach, which gave him the ability to speak (badly) and kick ass (goodly). He escaped the confines of the lab, and lived on the streets of New Delhi, foraging for food and avoiding the New Delhi authorities. Eventually, he was reunited with his little brother, Monkey Boy, fled to New Jersey, and moved in with Pat, an angry naked guy with a penchant for getting into all sorts of wacky adventures.

His origin is the same as Monkey man, only he didn't receive any decent super powers. Speaking of which-

Instead of magic buttons Monkey Boy has a "magic zipper." Only it's not so much magic as a normal, run of the mill zipper. When Monkey Boy activates it (read: unzips it), his guts fall out and spill to the ground.

And while his older brother has metal claws, Monkey Boy's are made of weed. Which are quite good for .... um... shit, absolutely nothing.

Once a very popular high school jock who totally got laid like all the time, a bite by a radioactive nerd turned him into a...

...okay, that's not true, But he's a DORK, end of story. He likes bad sci-fi movies, TV shows and comic books. A bit TOO much

Nigel 7's origin is unknown. Hint- Read Monkey Man Unleashed #3 to shed some light on everyone's favorite ass-headed character.

Nigel 7's powers are the ability to sleep AT LEAST six hours a night. What is that? That's not a power? Then explain why I'm listing it as a "Power", dummy, I thought so.